Driving Lesson!

Hello!

I've applied for a driving lesson! A formal lesson :) because I've learnt how to drive with my papa and now that his schedule is jammed, we can no longer continue the lesson. Sad. Driving papa's car is my most happy moment if you ask me. Our car is not that big, but not too small, just came in right size.

So, last week I applied for it, located near my grandma's house, the one I'm staying in.

Admin: You need to learn from the basic or ...?
Me: I've learnt how to drive automatic car with my dad.
Admin: Oh, don't worry, our teacher is professional.

So -_- were you trying to say that my papa is no professional? Whappack! Asshole needs to die.

Talking about professionalism ... -_- dude, I think your teacher is only good with theory. I need practice, to hell with theory. Theory? No, thanks, I'll pass. If he only good in theory, I will just search for the book in Gramedia and learn it by myself. PSH.

#First Lesson.

He talked and talked and talked, I'm that soon to be deaf student. STOP TALKING AND TEACH MEHHH! Not that I forbid him from talking, he may talk as much as he like, just..... don't expect me to respond to each of it. I don't really like talking, with stranger.

And then he taught me, but kept on saying things like, "Keep calm, don't be panicked, stay calm."

Sorry but.... you may be not knowing this but =_=

People know me as the psycho one, the straight face ass that will keep calm and stoic even if I hit someone with my car. So -_- me, driving with panic, are you sure if that's me you've been teaching? Maybe my soft doppelganger.

#Second Lesson.

Went quiet well, with him kept saying, "Don't be panicked, keep calm!" =_=  Mister, could you please stop it? From what I see, you're the one that was panicking. Feared for your life and car.... don't be~


I accidentally drift the car, he feared for his life and his car. Sorry mister, I can't drift with Papa's car. He will butcher me and forbid me from using the car if I ever drift it. Don't worry mister, your car won't fall over ;) I'm professional LOL kidding. The car won't fall over because I was in it :D okaaaayyy -_-lll

He asked if I really like speed. Hell no! I don't like it, I LOVE IT! See the difference? Got it from my dad because he drives fast, and I came to love it. I can't stand slow speed, I might puke.

He then asked for my full name. I didn't want to tell him, afraid that he'll do something about it, but then again he can look for it on my registration form. So I told him my full name. Anddddd... what I feared happened. He made me another name because he thought my nickname was quite a boy like and he can't really pronounce my name. He pronounced it as..... BREN. Mister...... if you can't pronounce my name, I'll start believing that you can't even pronounce BEAR-N or you can call me BURN if that's too hard, that's the right pronunciation for my name. Sorry -_- but that's me and I won't respond to any other name you made, you better start to do something about your tongue.


Not to be rude, but I really don't like it when others start to make names for me. Whether it's good or not. I like my name.


I don't hate you but you did a wrong move by making me a name I don't approve and will never.

#Third Lesson.

Today's lesson went quite well and less chirpy...... because it was started @ 9am. Too early for my liking. I'm not a morning person, as much as I know. Don't expect me to be in my best mood in the morning. Morning class, I can stand because I don't really need to pay attention. But driving? Hell...... teach will die right away if something bad happened to the car due to my drowsiness.

Revealed that my teacher was only 2 years apart from me (he's older of course) and married with someone in my age. Whoa O_O shocked. You........ must be jesting. Your face showed different! It showed....... 36 years old. Sorry, if you're 23........ then I am 8 years old. Nuff said.

He was still saying, "Keep calm and don't be panicked!"

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Come again?

Ciao,
Bern